News: Blueberry Cheerios are Officially Coming Soon!

New Blueberry Cheerios Cereal 2019

If you read my earlier post—which I’ve now updated—on Toy Story 4 Cereal and were rendered sleepless with anticipation for the visual discovery of the mentioned Blueberry Cheerios, you can quite literally rest assured: thanks to a recent business press release from General Mills, we now have our first whole-grainy look at the latest performance patch to America’s favorite cereal rings.

These indigo oats are the latest in a storied run of blueberry General Mills cereals, whose likes include Blueberry Chex and the late Blueberry Toast Crunch (née Tiny Toast). While I wholly trust GM to continue their successful blue streak—a trail of glory that apparently left Boo Berry behind in the corny dust decades ago—I’m most excited to see how Blueberry Cheerios evolve Very Berry Cheerios. I know that cereal has its fans, but I personally thought blueberry’s talent was squandered behind strawberry and raspberry, whose shouting match of tastes left both them and me appropriately red in the face.

But I’ll quite brambling on about berry cereals and let you get back to feasting your eyes on the render above. It’s a beautiful box that, in addition to mimicking Blueberry Toast Crunch’s cardboard hues identically, also suggests that any bowl of Blueberry Cheerios will develop a massive, shadowy blueberry familiar capable of dragging your enemies into a nebulous cerulean void.

After all, revenge is a dish best served with cold milk.

2 responses »

  1. I thought this was a pretty disappointing cereal. It just didn’t have the flavor saturation I was hoping for. It was like the La Croix of cereals.

  2. Not sure if Blueberry Tiny Toast are still on the shelves, but i once had the chance to buy a box of them and try the cereal.
    I actually liked it. I didn’t loved it, but it was taste i never had, maybe a bit disappointing since it just tastes more like red berry oat bar /oat cookie than blueberry toast and most probably the cereal wouldn’t be in my normal rotation, but from time to time I saw myselkf picking up a box. So if they are discontinued i like to see that cheerios is somehow filling this gap with the new blueberry cheerios.
    I’m looking forward to your review to see how they compare to blueberry tiny toast 🙂

    CHEERS!

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