News: Coffee Mate Golden Grahams Creamer

New Coffee Mate Golden Grahams Coffee Creamer

January 2022 is gonna be BIG

…for fans of viscous cereal fluids.

Yes, Coffee Mate, the folks who already brought us Cinnamon Toast Crunch Coffee Creamer, are double dipping into the great big bowl of cereal inspiration for this shining supernova of liquid sweetener known as Golden Grahams Coffee Creamer.

It’s no secret that I’m a Golden Grahams fan—honestly, we need a term for that. Golden Grahamaniacs? In fact, I’m a big fan of all things graham’d, be they crackered or Teddy’d. I even find it quite silly that graham crackers were invented to curb prurient urges, because nothing gets me going like a coffee-dunked sheet of twinkling Honey-Maid goodness.

And now, with this GG (fitting acronym) Coffee Creamer, I can dunk my graham crackers in graham cracker flavored coffee creamer that I’ve poured in my coffee….which I’ve then poured into a bowl of actual Golden Grahams. I expect a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure villain-tier ability to see through time to develop shortly after.

New Coffee Mate Rice Krispies Treats Creamer

Coffee Mate isn’t stopping there, either. They’re also crossing the aisle and collaborating with another big cereal company. besides just General Mills, to give us Rice Krispies Treats Coffee Creamer (as well as a Froot Loops-flavored milk). However, in addition to a Rice Krispies Treats coffee creamer seeming like it would taste just like, well, coffee creamer, Kellogg’s factory workers are also still on strike, so I advise that you join me in boycotting Kellogg’s products until those workers get the fair pay and working hours they deserve.

Heck, why not buy ’em a coffee, too?

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