Oof, there are so many emojis available to express my reaction to Reese’s Puffs Hearts, the latest in the brand’s series of “same flavor, different surface area” varieties. I need to choose my pixelated emotions carefully.
The twinkling euphoria of 💖 definitely feels right, but so does the transcendent multiplicity of 💕 and 💞. ❣️ and 💝 are too forward. And 💘? What is this, a Kindergarten Valentine’s card exchange?
No, for news this delicious, I have to choose something universally accessible, whether it’s on an iPhone XS or a Jitterbug XL. <3 is overdone, so I’ll go with this:
Shoutout to Cerealously’s frequently contributing pal @markie_devo for his discovery of what may just be the first major Valentine’s Day Cereal—though not the first ever. I hope this paves the way for more hearty cereals, perhaps even one that’s flavored for the Hallmark holiday. Perhaps a Box of Chocolates Cereal, where every other bite is mint or coconut?
Or maybe…hear me out on this one: Envelope Glue Loops. Gotta lick ’em all!
As Markie says, we can expect to these hearts pumped out to shelves in early 2019. Until then, feel free to show our Submissions page some love if you see a new cereal of your own!
FRUTE BRUTE and YUMMY MUMMY for Valintine’s Day!!!!
Oh that is cute! Are there usually limited edition cereals for Valentine’s?
Nope. Besides Love Crunch, this is the first real example!
Envelope Glue Loops (Gloops?) sound just right for getting that off-sweet glue taste without risking a paper cut. Of course, with a cardboard cereal box, it’s anyone’s game. I’ve never personally felt that plastic bags inherently make cereal taste bad; after all, even boxed cereal is still inside a plastic bag in there.