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While the world is fast asleep, my ass is over here getting top classified cereal info to share with you LOL. This is one of the few upcoming Post cereals, here we have actually a reincarnation of a cereal that came out in the 80’s/90’s by Nabisco. This is a demo pic so it’s a bit blurry!! I am unsure if it will be bear heads or body parts(yep 2 versions)..No dates as of yet, all I can say is coming soon..What do you guy’s think of this one??👇🏼🐻🥣 .. Credit for the vintage 80’s/90’s pic @collectingcandy 🙌🏼#postteddygrahamscereal #postcereal #teddygrahams #cheatmeal #newfood #foodnews #junkfood #exclusive #nyeats #crossfit #protein #icecream #foodofny #brooklyn #macros #mmm #yum #oreo #oreos #picoftheday #candy #cake #f52grams #Idoitforyou #wshh

A post shared by Markie_devo (@markie_devo) on Jul 9, 2018 at 12:33am PDT

This is a big one, people.

While it may be no surprise that Post is adding Teddy Grahams to its growing gauntlet roster of infinity cookie cereals, for someone who loves Teddy Grahams—and its long-gone Breakfast Bears breakfast cereal—as much as me, this is an era-defining ordeal.

I mean, between the number of times I’ve referenced the snack on this website and the fact that I still own a full set of Beanie Grahams (my word, not theirs), it’s more surprising that I’m not still passed out from this news.

This euphoria-laden scoop comes courtesy of markie_devo on Instagram. His leaked photo might be as grainy as it is whole grainy, but from it we can still see three things for certain:

A) It still features the horrific new Teddy Grahams mascot, who looks roughly like the “Before” picture in a Five Nights at Freddy’s infomercial.

B) It has a Cinnamon flavor call out, hopefully suggesting the possibility of future varieties (praying for Chocolate Chip).

C) It is made up of Teddy heads, instead of the iconic full bear bodies, though Markie does note some early speculation on what the final shape would be. Honestly, I’m hoping for a single, life-sized bear piece each breakfaster must devour progresively, like a sculptor chiseling marble.

While there’s no word on a release date yet, it’s fair to say that I’ll be prepping each of my Beanie Grahams to gain sentience and check a different store like plush drones once this cereal is spotted in the wild.

Now who do I talk to about getting a Dizzy Grizzlies Cereal?