Rumor Mill: Two New Kashi Cereals, Coming Soon?

Kashi Cinnamon French Toast Cereal Box

Waffle Crisp: the maple father, always present, always watching with a golden gaze.

French Toast Crunch: the sticky son, lost once, but resurrected thanks to a cult following.

And now, new Kashi Cinnamon French Toast: a holy syrup, created to enrich our sugar-loving lives with a cereal slightly more wholesome?

Forgive me for theologizing, but I love maple flavored cereals so much, that even the possibility of a healthy one has my heart sizzling like a freshly caked griddle. Long story short: when I was exploring the web’s deepest cereal caverns—an exploration that also turned up new Rice Krispies Treats and Super Mario Cereal—I happened upon this Kashi Cinnamon French Toast Cereal box, too.

These pillows look like Puffins, they’re flavored with real cinnamon and maple syrup, and they have plenty of fiber, but other than that, there’s nothing to say about this cereal yet that you can’t garner from staring at that very very enlarged to show texture cereal piece above.  I won’t tell IT if you lick your screen.

But wait, there’s more!

Kashi GoLean Peanut Butter Cereal Box

I also stumbled upon this very very pixelated to hide texture image of new Kashi GoLean Peanut Butter cereal! The box art is so un-finalized that it doesn’t even have nutritional values yet, and it’s as pixelated as a NES game in the witness protection program, so the believability of this rumor is a little more tenuous. But I, however, choose to trust this rumor, if only so that I can dream of mixing this crunchy stuff with a certain chocolate Kashi cereal to make a bowl of Reese’s Gravel.

Which I’ll then take to rock and mineral shows, of course.

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  1. A “puffier” version of French Toast Crunch with hopefully a heaping spoonful of cinnamon… sounds really tempting 😀
    (that btw brings me to the question why i never had the idea to add cinnamon while i still had the french toast crunchs xD)

    I’m really curious how the pillow shape will work out. I like the shape of CTC and think it really was a good choice for them and the Golden Grahams (aka for cereal meant to copy some bakery goods). The french toast crunch shape though didn’t really worked out for me. (it wasn’t bad and the toast shape is amazing, but somehow the “dough” feeling was missing a bit, they were just a tiny bit too crunchy and bulky 😉 ^^)
    Additionally i also love the “treasure” shape of Cap’n crunch… so maype Puffins should be something i need to try 😉

    PS: You really have found a good source for such leaks, no? ^^
    Like… no LOVE it! Keep this on 😉

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