Big thanks to the folks at @weirdbeardcandleco for sending me their two cereal scents! Saturday Morning Cartoons II is a fitting ode to the Cap'n—it nails the atomic Crunch Berry overtones, while also exuding a calming tropical ambience. #I is pretty spot-on Froot Loops—I could follow my nose right to it—but it also brings some nice holiday spice warmth, too. Both are way better than the Cinnamon Toast Crunch one General Mills sent me. Cheers!

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Sometimes I get more new products than my only-human schedule can handle. As much as I wish slingin’ snappy cereal soliloquies could be my full-time job, there aren’t always enough hours of the day to spew 600+ words about why a brick of shredded wheat reminds me of summer camp.

In those events, I’m happy to still say a few words on social media and amplify it here. Such is the case with Weird Beard Candle Company’s Saturday Morning Cartoons I & II air fresheners.

Peep the post embedded above for my thoughts, but suffice to say I liked these a lot more than the last cereal air freshener I got. While that spicy square is still spurting powderized fire inside my glove compartment, WBCC’s Froot Loops-themed nose flavor is keeping my nostrils youthful through every roundabout, while the sniffable Cap’n variety is keeping my kitchen whimsical.

I look forward to seeing how its odor interacts with a simmering pot roast’s. Thanks again to Weird Beard Candle Company!

The Bottom Line (I): 8 sedan-driving toucans out of 10

The Bottom Line (II): 8.5 Crunchatized timeshares out of 10