Bite-Sized Review: Though I'd prefer if it were Superman ice cream-flavored, with an oat and corn base, this stuff pleasantly tastes like old-school Franken Berry! However, it could've gone from "just good" to "great" if that strawberry flavor were, ironically, a little stronger. pic.twitter.com/D66Bh4iaz0

— Cerealously 🥛🥣 (@cerealouslynet) July 11, 2022

*Jean-Ralphio voice*

I’m the woooorst!

Folks, I’ll admit: between my day job, other writing projects, and the *gestures vaguely at everything*, I still haven’t really been feeling the long-form blogging bug for the past couple months. But that doesn’t mean I’ve been slouching on new cereal news and taste tests. On both The Empty Bowl and my Twitter, I still regularly share my thoughts on everything new and crunchy (and in this case, soapy) at the breakfast table.

Here are a few of my recent itty-bitty breakdowns. Stay tuned for more (and hopefully lengthier) content soon!

Bite-Sized Review: I'll admit, I was wrong. Thought this would be another cheap reshaping a la CTC Churros, but the lil rounds work SO well.

They allow for safer high-velocity munching, plus the little perforated swirls allow more flavor dust to settle into their sweet crevasses pic.twitter.com/ZOVmSF54RM

— Cerealously 🥛🥣 (@cerealouslynet) July 12, 2022

Ok, ok: in all honesty, this stuff does smell like Fruity Pebbles….if you took the already artificially flavored Fruity Pebbles and made another recursively artificial version of it.

Not bad, but in general I'd prefer to not get hungry every time I smell my hands.

— Cerealously 🥛🥣 (@cerealouslynet) July 7, 2022