What do you get for the brand who’s made everything?
Seriously, with how many new cereals Post has cranked out these past couple months—a salivation irrigation effort that has produced the likes of Nilla Wafer Banana Pudding Cereal and Double Chocolate Brownie Crunch—I’ve quietly wondered how many new, feasible ideas they can come up with.
But I guess it’s not over ’til the fat Fig Newton sings.
The newest news to come from recent cereal leak plumber @markie_devo truly plumbs the depths of cereal creativity. Rather than pudding or cookies, this one is a sequel to last year’s Honey Maid S’Mores Cereal.
As the imagination-spurning title of Cinnamon Honey Maid Cereal with Marshmallows would suggest, this variety trades the chocolate spheres of its predecessor for a cinnamon coating on its own not-Golden Graham (Bronze Biscuits?) pieces.
As Markie notes, it’s unclear whether the cereal will even contain marbits, but with the also planned debut of a very-similar Teddy Grahams Cereal, I’d predict sunny cinnamon with a high chance of gooey ‘mallow precipitation.
But who knows, maybe this cereal will be resorbed by the Teddies’ cute popularity. Or both cereals will have a totally different flavor by the time their unknown release date hits. Although I will say one thing for near certain:
We probably won’t be seeing a Lorna Doone Cereal any time soon.
I’m actually greatful for this amazing “new cereal” and “braught back” age, but i have to admit, that i’m unsure how to really feel about it.
I mean the cereal within the cereal aisles seem to get too much. Too much to have all of your favorites in your rotation, while trying others and too much for the cereal aisle. They can’t all have a place on the shleves, meaning some of them will inevitably be gone a a couple of month.
This is not a huge problem, ’cause this is the normal procedure. Products, that are popular stay, all the other will be discontinued. But right now it seems, that even popular products have a high risk to be discontinued, just because they can’t sell that well (way too much option and cereal for less costumers) and because there maybe are slightly more popular cereal, that sell a teeny-tiny bit better.
All that can create a lot of sad faces when cereals are about to disappear. But that’s all in the future, i’m currently just looking forward to the Teddy Graham Cereal 😀
CHEERS!