Happy Independence Day, everyone! I hope you’re ready to celebrate independence from your pants size, or at least with this news of XXXL Crunch Berries, independence from unscathed palates.
This truly gasp-inducing (how else will you fit them in your mouth?) news, shared by @theghostinyoumusic on Instagram, didn’t actually take me totally by surprise. Those who remember reading about my leak of Captain Crunch’s Beach Bash will recall that I also under the trademark for Captain Crunch’s Mega Crunch.
I had no idea what it was at the time—truth be told I was hoping it was something a little cooler than giant Peanut Butter Crunch and Crunch Berries—but I guess this is more ergonomically consumed than the giant, meteoric cinder block of solid Crunch Berry I was imagining.
As you can see from The Ghost in You’s other photo, these jumbo Berries truly are powerful orbs worthy of an RPG fetch quest. And alongside news that Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows is adding 50% more marshmallows, I think this is the most fitting pair of cereal news headlines that could come out of a holiday dedicated to eating enough hot dogs that you ralph just upstream of the family pool.
Happy 4th, y’all! Get an extra Cap’n Slurpee for me.
Wow that’s huge…that would destroy the roof of my mouth lol but I bet it tastes extra fruity.
um… yeah… not sure what to think about this… my first thought was: “hell yeah! BIGGER BALLS!!” 😉 :p
But then again I wondered how three times bigger “berries” will actually work with normal sized cap’n crunch pieces… i mean is there even space on the spoon for booth of them and milk?!?!?!
Here i’m really curious how these are and looking forward to your review Dan.
The PB Crunch on the other hand could be great move. I mean… more peanut butter is always better 😉
Let’s just see how the huge cereal pieces feel in our mouths 🙂
CHEERS!