This is her body…
*hands you a small waffled wafer*
…and this is her blood.
*pours Fruity Pebbles syrup directly into your mouth*
Yes, dear parishioners at this holy maple mass, you can now top your breakfast with Mrs. Butterworth’s own crimson lifeblood! Or perhaps it’s Fred Flintstone’s—the scripture isn’t clear on this matter. And this viscous red syrup sure ain’t clear either. All we can be sure about is that Mrs. Butterworth’s Fruity Pebbles-flavored syrup is now available at Walmart.
Personally, I can’t imagine loving the taste of liquefied Pebbles enough to finish an entire bottle of it, so I feel like you’d have to get creative with how you use this stuff. Pour it in your coffee, maybe? Or perhaps pour it all over your body and build the world’s stickiest slip-n-slide? I have no idea, but at least Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Syrup now has a competitor for the “most eerily food-colored cereal sauce in history” title belt.
"You take the blue bottle, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and Crunchatize whatever you want to Crunchatize. You take the red bottle, you stay in Pebbles-land, and I show you how deep the syrup hole goes." pic.twitter.com/RQLmSqcqwa
— Cerealously 🥛🥣 (@cerealouslynet) December 18, 2021
What cereal do you think should get syrup-ified next? I feel like Waffle Crisp is too redundant of an answer, so maybe Golden Grahams?
Looks like it would make a good lubricant, just what I was looking for