Forgive the lateness on sharing our latest show: I was too busy cleaning Caticorn Cereal, which you’ll likely hear about again in the next episode out of my carpet.
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Now that I’ve surely assuaged any timely anxiety with therapeutically cute feline mischievousness, I can talk about the latest Empty Bowl. New to our intercontinental breakfast relaxation station? I’ll explain it in six words:
Me. Justin McElroy. Cereal. Chillness.
See, true meditative minimalism doesn’t need six. We’ll let you keep that last word for your own use. Might I suggest something nice like “obviate” or “crispness”?
On this episode, Justin and I cover Trader Joe’s latest cereal, challenge the status quo with a Pop-Tart review, and finally address our listeners’ ever-pressing inquiries about cereal mixes. Along the way, we trade plenty of chuckles, a few wizened “teehees,” and a pasteurized ocean’s worth of crashing waves as we float through your airwaves. Hope you brought your Cap’n Crunch epaulette water wings.
If you’re still hungry, or if you just forgot to drink the milk (heresy, but the forgivable kind), you can find more 20–30 minute ear snacks at our Anchor hub, follow along on Twitter, or send in a listener question. We can’t discuss or respond to every email, but we certainly won’t hit you with an awkward out-of-the-office auto-response.
Because this vacation’s all yours.