“And Big Cereal wept, seeing as they had no more worlds to conquer…”
Well, they’ve finally done it: the big bad breakfast barons have made a spicy cereal. Of course, sweet is a well-covered cereal territory, while salty, sour, and umami have likewise been covered. So with the release of this flamin’ hot CinnaFuego Toast Crunch, I suppose the final frontier would be a bitter Black Licorice Cereal….but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.
But I digress—and hesitantly digest. Releasing August 12th, CinnaFuego Toast Crunch will be exclusive to both Walmart.com and 5.9oz pouches. It’s basically the same Cinnadust-slathered squares you know and love to inhale, but with the addition of an intimidatingly nebulous “spicy pepper” ingredient.
I look forward to doing a live taste-test on a Hot Ones edition of The Empty Bowl….
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“And Big Cereal wept, seeing as they had no more worlds to conquer…”
Great writing (as always), but I dunno….. Has “Maple Bacon” been conquered? 🙂
I won’t be trying these myself, but hope some folks get some enjoyment from them. All of these Cinna-Toast variations that are (seemingly) coming out monthly are great. Still, I worry that limited shelf space will force my current faves (Cinna-Graham and Dulce De Leche) out of General Mills’ rotation ala Peanut Butter Toast Crunch.