https://www.instagram.com/p/BlIZb_2Hxpf What do you get for the brand who’s made everything? Seriously, with how many new cereals Post has cranked out these past couple months—a salivation irrigation effort that has produced the likes of Nilla Wafer Banana Pudding Cereal and Double Chocolate Brownie Crunch—I’ve quietly wondered how many new, feasible ideas they can come up […]
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Review: Kashi by Kids Cereals – Honey Cinnamon & Berry Crumble
Children are powerful. They have the power of mind control, just by releasing water from their eyes. They have the thermal potential to make an ice cream cone drip all over the place, just by looking at it. And they have the power to turn an entire car around, just by doing those first two […]
Review: Cheerios Cinnamon Oat Crunch Cereal
Which cereals go to the gym? It’s becoming easier to tell. Previously, it was clear that the burly likes of Raisin Bran and Grape Nuts totally work out—and that Wheat on the bench press? Totally Shredded—while Tony the Tiger’s protein-deprived Frosted Flakes definitely skip leg day. But other classic cereals? Unclear. But with the release […]
Review: Honey Oh’s Cereal
To paraphrase Heath Ledger’s Joker: “Release a new cereal, and no one panics. Tweak the recipe of an old cereal, and everyone loses their minds!” Yes, these past couple years have seen a mass vocalization of irritated cereal fans, many of which seem to think teh very fabric of their remembered childhood is under attack by […]
Cerealously’s Top 5 New Cereals of 2017!
I’m guessing that by the time your hangover has worn off—and who isn’t guilty of “eating too many Pop-Tarts” on a day like this?—and you’re actually reading this, it’ll be 2018. A brand new, arbitrarily-numbered trip around a giant fireball in the sky that we can spent eating sugary rings with cow’s milk while feeling nostalgic for […]
Review: belVita Gingerbread Breakfast Biscuits
Gingerbread can do things to a man. Powerful things. Its pillowy cookie coziness can make him devour a whole plates worth of gingerbread men with all the empathy of a bloodthirsty Xenomorph. Its darkling molasses sweetness can make him suckle a used cookie cutter like a hungry baby’s favorite pacifier. Its intricate blend of holiday spices […]
Review: Malt-O-Meal Chocolatey Chip Cookie Bites Cereal
“That dude seriously needs to cool it with the cookie cereal.” —actual quote (I wish I were joking) overheard from two girls at Walmart who watched me buy a 2-pound bag of Malt-O-Meal Chocolatey Chip Cookie Bites, ponder my life, then go back to grab a box of Cookie Crisp, too Yes, I didn’t plan […]
Review: Quaker Multigrain Flakes Cereal – Honey Vanilla
Can you feel it, fellow breakfast clubbers? We’re at the epicenter of a Quakerquake. Much like the seismic phenomenon from which it draws its name, a Quakerquake is a tough to predict event that really shakes up the norm. It occurs when Quaker, on a whim, decides to release an onslaught of new products—often of […]