News: FYE Summons a Blue-Eyes White Dragon Cereal

Blue-Eyes White Dragon Berry Blast Cereal

Need a cereal that’ll directly attack your nostalgic life points? No need to tribute your two weakest cereals, because FYE is stacking the deck in your favor.

As part of a larger cross-promotion with the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game, FYE is debuting a Blue-Eyes White Dragon Berry Blast cereal. For those unfamiliar with Yu-Gi-Oh, all you need to know is that Blue-Eyes, with its 3000 attack points, is one of the oldest and most iconic cards in this ever-sprawling game of dueling wills. The in-game Blue-Eyes brand has since been expanded to include a whole bestiary of powerful creatures, and with this cereal, the Dragon has evolved from cardstock to cardboard.

Retailing between $10 and $13 and launching June 14th, there are basically no details on what Blue-Eyes’ Berry Blast flavor will actually taste like, besides “artificial flavor.” Heck, the clipart cereal on the box makes the whole thing look like a crude fan PhotoShop job—and the puffs aren’t even blue! I sincerely hope this is just a prototype box, and the real thing tastes like those gummy blue sharks.

But hey: at least it’s not another FunkO’s Cereal. Blue-Eyes would eat those big-headed twerps for…you get the idea.


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