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It’s Review Time! 🍦🥣 Toucan Sam has brought his @frootloops all over this year! First we got Froot Loop peeps then Froot Loop white chocolate bunnies, then Froot Loop Poptarts, and now we have @kelloggsus latest creation! I present, Froot Loops Ice Pops! • • I’m loving how @kelloggsus and @frootloops have been branching out of their comfort zone so much lately and bringing us all new snacks that are out of the norm! Who doesn’t live Ice Pops and who doesn’t love Froot Loops,so why jot combine the two?! Well Kelloggs did just that! I spotted these at my local @dollartree and yup you guessed it they were only a dollar, and for 8 Ice Pops in the box total thats a good deal! Theres 4 colors available inside purple, green, red, and orange, the same as a bowl of Froot Loops themselves! There isn’t a difference in flavor with the different colors, they all have the same Froot Loop flavor! Upon opening the packaging of my Ice Pop and giving it a smell test I was honestly shocked at how much this popsicle smelled EXACTLY like a bowl of fresh Froot Loops, it’s like they dipped them into liquid Froot Loops. It’s such a wonderful fruity smell! Now the taste itself isn’t very strong which I like, its not weak either its a perfect balance of the Froot Loop flavor unlike the Poptarts that were just WAY too much Froot Loop flavoring! These Ice Pops also aren’t the biggest so there perfect for a lite snack or if you wanna have more than one you wont feel so bad! Ahah. 😂 Now I wanna say that these are good but they’re also just weirdddd lol. I honestly believe Froot Loops should only be in creamy Ice cream not Ice Pops, in the Ice Pops it just seems so weird and out of place. Now that said I don’t mean they are bad there actually good there just strange! Ahah, which seems to turn me off to these. Overall these are really cool and I love to see @kelloggsus try new things! 7.5/10 🌟

A post shared by I Need A Snack (@i_need_a_snack_) on Jul 18, 2020 at 3:52pm PDT

Forget that meme about everything being cake—real experts of goofy geology know that using a hot spork to go one layer deeper reveals that everything, from your memoirs to your boudoir, is really made of Froot Loop. 

Your doughnuts? Froot Loops.
Your ice cream? That’s Froot Loops.
Those heirloom Peeps Pops you hold so dear? Live, laugh, Loop.

As Kellogg’s has apparently perfected the alchemy required to infuse Froot Loopian essence into any state of matter, the unexpected debut of Froot Loops Ice Pops felt less like a surprise and more like an, “I guess.”  Instagram food-finder i_need_a_snack_ spotted these technicolored treats at Dollar General, and in true Froot Loops form, the Pops come in a whole rainbow of identical flavors. A little disappointing, especially now that we know what a leveled-up Froot Loops can do when it expands its fruitful loom, but maybe we can hope for a Froot Loops Ice Pop DLC update in the near future.

But hey, I guess if these don’t work out in popsicle’d form, I could always let them melt into a HydroFlask.